Simpsons Porn Story: Purple Swirly Vortex Chapter 1

Simpsons Porn Story: Purple Swirly Vortex Chapter 1

Yay! My first fanfic! Im kinda new to this, so if anyone would
like to help, that would be great!

Homer! Theres a surprise nuclear inspection today! Look
busy, Lenny called out. Homer turned away from his portable TV.
Cant this wait till after wrestling?! Nacho Man is going up
against the Beef Grinder! Lenny shrugged. Its your funeral
Homer With that said, Lenny wandered off, as his station had
already been inspected. Homer went back to watching wrestling. About
5 minutes later, Mr. Burns walked by with the nuclear inspector.
Ill trust that everything is to your liking, he said with that
evil smile of his. That was before he spotted Homer screaming
profanities at television wrestlers. SIMPSON! What are you
doing?! Homer jumped a mile high. AHH! MR. BURNS! Uhhhhhh, Im
working, (at this he pushed about six different buttons on his
control panel) see? You IDIOT!!! That starts the- A
mechanized voice was suddenly heard all over Springfield. Dimension
Ray online in three, two, one, zero. Ray activating now. Homer
looked around nervously. Ooops. With that, at least half of
Springfield disappeared into a big, purple, swirly vortex in the sky.

Aaaaaaaaahhhhhh-! Homer screamed bloody murder, right until he
hit the ground. The vortex had transported him in front of a HUGE
castle, with a giant lake in front of it. This seems oddly
familiar, Homer thought. He was hungry, so he decided to look for
meat and beer. Well, thats what he would have done, if something
hadnt caught his eye

Ralph Wiggum had landed an hour ago, and was wandering around the
woods. Soon, a random stranger saw him running from one end of a
freeway to another, throwing acorns at cars in the process. The
stranger took pity on Ralph, so he locked him in the back of his
trunk and took Ralph to the Animal Shelter. When it was confirmed
that Ralph wasnt an over-sized, rabid squirrel, they deposited him
at a local orphanage, with the note, TAKE HIM!!! Hes your
problem now!!!

Apu was frustrated. Scratch that, he was MAD. Why, you ask? Not
only was he in a strange place with no way to get home, but also
people were trying to CONVERT HIM! He had landed in the middle of a
religious convention , far, FAR, away from the Hindu booth. He was
currently running from Roman Catholics, and praying to Vishnu that
the Buddhists wouldnt find him.

Where was everyone else? They were in Shelbyville, wondering how in
the world they got there.

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