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Simpsons Porn Story: Barts Revenge

Simpsons Porn Story: Barts Revenge

“Please Principal Skinner, just don’t call Homer.”
Bart Simpson was back again in Principal Skinners office for another of his usual pranks. This time lunch-lady Doris caught him pouring some sedatives into the chili, and now he sat in the familiar office of Principal Skinner.
“I am sorry Bart, but I have to call your parents, this sort of behavior has to stop. After, groundskeeper Willie is still recovering from the incident with the tractor”
Bart sat in the Skinners office as he listened to the call to his father at work. He could listened to Skinner explain the situation to Homer, and knew that Homer was going to be very mad. Marge and Homer were at there wits end about Bart’s behavior, and had recently resorted to beating him in an attempt to control his behavior. But unknown to his parents was that Bart had always been acting up because he had a little secret…he was gay. But he knew that his family would through him out if they found out, even his Lisa, who always seemed to support him in the end.
“Your father will be here soon to pick you up, Bart” Skinner said as he came back into the office, “and he didn’t sound happy. One more problem from you and I am afraid we will have to expel you”
Bart sat in the office for the next half-hour without saying a word. He didn’t want to let on about how much he was dreading going home, and the beating he would get when they got their. Marge and Lisa had taken Maggie to visit family for the night, so Bart knew that the beating wouldn’t stop anytime soon since Homer was of the belief that more was better. His heart nearly skipped a beat when he saw Homer walk into Skinner’s office.
“That’s it boy, you’ve really done it now” Homer yelled as he walked in.
“Mr. Simpson, I was just explaining to Bart that if something happens again, we will have to expel Bart”
“Now don’t you worry about it Skinner, I am going to see to it that Bart learns his lesson this time” Homer said as he eyed Bart, and Bart knew that it was going to be bad. They drove home silently, and Bart didn’t want to say anything. He was hoping to jump out of the car as soon as they got home and run and lock himself in the bathroom.
As they pulled into the garage, Bart tried to make his run for it but for once in his life, Homer acted quickly and grabbed Bart.
“Where do you think you are going boy? I have had it with your crap, and since your mother isn’t home to stop me, we are going to this right,” Homer said as he walked Bart upstairs and into his bedroom. Homer let him go as they got into the room and started undoing his belt, “I told you I would beat you good if you did anything again, now drop your pants”.
Bart watched as Homer pulled his belt out of the loops and knew that he was serious. Bart reached down and unbuttoned his shorts and let them fall to the floor. Hoping to be able to leave his underwear on, but he could tell by Homer’s look that it was out of the question. Bart reached down and fiddled with the elastic band for a minute, and dropped his underwear too…
“Holy crap, boy! Your dick is still that small! Man, no wonder you are always acting up, it is pathetic”. Bart could feel his face turn bright red from embarrassment. Bart had always took his time changing in the house, and made sure no one ever saw him naked because of the size of his dick. But now someone had, and he didn’t know how to respond. Homer sat on the edge of the bed, pulled Bart over his knee, and then all of a sudden “WHACK!”. Bart could feel his cheeks beginning to burn with the first hit, but knew that he had many more slaps of the belt to go. “WHACK!”. Bart could feel Homer lifting his arm for another hit. “WHACK!”. This continued until Homer had hit Bart 50 times, and Bart’s butt was a bright red color.
“Now I want you to think about what you have done, and stay in this room. And remember, next time you get in trouble, it will be more than 50!” Homer said as he walked out of Bart’s room. Bart tried to sit up, but his the stinging pain was more than he could handle and he felt a tear running down his nose from the pain.
“That jerk,” Bart thought to himself, “thinks he can just beat me anytime he likes and get away with it”. Bart tried sitting up again, and got about half-way up when a some fire-crackers on his desk caught his eye.
“Hmm, maybe it is about time that I teach old Homer a thing or two”
Homer put his belt back on and went down to the kitchen and pulled out a beer, “mmmmm, beer” he said as he drank the whole can. He grabbed another and then went out and turned on the TV. “Damn boy,” he thought, “maybe he will finally learn his lesson”.
Bart slowly walked down the stairs into the kitchen, he had a gut feeling that what he was about to do was wrong, but he had already made up his mind. He walked into the kitchen, opened the fridge and pulled out Homer’s last beer. Slowly, he reached into his pocket and pulled out the glass bottle he had stolen from Lisa, which had TRANQUILIZER written on the side in large red letters. He knew that only a few drops should knock Homer out, but he still poured in the rest of the jar.
Homer was surprised when Bart walked in without his pants on still, but figured that his butt was too sore for them. “That’ll learn him” he thought. Then he noticed the beer in Bart’s hand.
“Here Homer, you’re right, I should start behaving better. I brought you this beer as my apology” Bart said as he handed Homer the can.
“It okay boy, looks like you finally learned your lesson. Crying shame about your small dick though, nothing like mine” Homer said as he drank the whole can in one gulp.
“Homer, you look real tired, you should go up and lay down for a bit”
“I do feel real tired all of a sudden, I think I might just do that. Don’t do anything stupid or I will beat you again boy!” Homer said as he walked upstairs. Bart waited about 10 minutes before peeking into Homer’s room. He saw his dad passed out on the bed, still in his clothes and everything. He walked over to the bed and began tapping Homer.
“Homer, you awake? Homer? HOMER?!” Bart decided he needed to make sure his dad was asleep, so he jumped up on the bed and started jumping up and down. After about a minute, it was abundantly clear that Homer was out for the count. Bart knew now was the time and put his plan into action. He ran into his parents closet and dug out Marge’s handcuffs from when she was a police officer. She had kept them around for fooling around with Homer, but know Bart had a different plan. He went out and cuffed Homer to the bed with 4 sets of cuffs so that he was spread eagle.
Bart went out to Lisa’s room and got a pair of scissors, and then went back to Homer and started cutting his clothes off. He started with the shirt, and once that was done he stepped back to admire his handy-work so far. He looked at his father’s huge beer belly and thought to himself “How can mom fuck this thing, he is disgusting, but luckily that won’t be a problem soon,” and continued on his way.
Bart grabbed Homer’s belt and slowly undid it. He also reached for Homer’s button and zipper, and undid them both, he used the scissors to cut off Homer’s pants. He then reach for Homer’s tighty-whitey’s and slowly cut them off too. As Homer’s monster cock became visible, Bart gasped. It was about a foot long limp, about 3 inches around and had 2 huge hairy balls below it. Bart slowly reached out and began to caress his own father’s cock.
Since it became clear to Bart that he was gay, he had never seen another man’s cock, especially his own fathers, and now it was sitting in front of him for all his glory. He continued caressing it all over, he reached with his other hand and began to fondle the huge balls sitting below it. “Too bad no one will ever play with this again,” he thought to himself. He became more aroused as his dad’s cock began to harden in his own hand. He was so tempted to lean over right there and take it into his mouth, but he couldn’t, not yet.
Homer began to move a little and Bart was startled. But he knew that he had to continue with his plan.
“Hey, what the hell is going on here boy!” Homer yelled, “LET GO OF MY COCK!”.
“Now Homer, is that anyway to talk to me now that I am in charge? I have a secret I have been meaning to tell you, I am gay, and I know that you are a huge homophobe, so I am going to suck you off right here and now. Can’t be a homophobe if you have been sucked off by another guy, let alone your own son, right?”.
Bart leaned over and slowly took his father’s cock into his mouth. Bart had fantasized about giving a blowjob all his life, and now it was happening with his own father. Bart continued to suck on his father’s dick as he reached down and began to fondle the donkey-size balls.
“Bart! Stop! This isn’t right! I…am…your….ugghhh…..it feels so good! Yes, keep going boy! Yes!”
Bart was surprised that Homer was enjoying this so much, but he was more excited that it would be the last time his dad was going to be able to cum. He continued to bob his head up and down on Homer’s huge rod for another 15 minutes, until “YES! I am cumming Bart!” and his mouth was flooded by Homer’s huge cumload. Bart swallowed as much as he could, but some managed to slip out. He took a few minutes to lick his dad’s cock clean, and get everything clean for his upcoming work.
“That was excellent boy, but it was wrong, and I will have to beat you for it,” Homer said as he tried to pull at the hand cuffs.
“First things first Homer. You are still locked up, and I am still extremely upset about getting beaten earlier,” Bart said as he began to pull at his father’s pubes, “Homer, do you know what happens to human hair when a flame is exposed to it?” Bart reached down and pulled out a lighter, and slowly moved it closer to Homer’s cock and balls “cause you will in a second!”
Bart put the lighter right up against the bottom of Homer’s ball-sac and watched as his dad’s huge hairy balls became engulfed in flames.
“AHHHH! MY BALLS! MY BALLS ARE ON FIRE!” Homer screamed as he began to thrash his body around trying to put out the flames. Bart watched as the flames grew and began to travel up along his pubic hair and now engulfed his dad’s cock in a huge bright yellow flame. As quickly as the fire had came, it was gone as all the pubic hair burned away. Homer was whimpering as Bart sat looking at the burned ruins that had once been his father’s pride and joy.
“Well Homie, looks like your balls are a little sore, I know how we can make that better,” Bart said as he reached down and pulled out a bottle of salt he had brought up from the kitchen. Homer watched as Bart started to pour a mound of salt into his hand.
“No Bart! Please no! I won’t beat you again, I swear!”
“Oh I am afraid it is too late for that!” Bart said as he reached out and began smearing the salt all over Homer’s open wounds on his cock and balls from the burns. Homer was screaming uncontrollably now, he had never felt pain like this before. Bart sat back and watched as his father screamed in agony as the salt continued to burn on Homer’s cock and balls.
“Now Homer, it is time for the grand finale,” Bart said while he pulled out a firecracker that was at least 2 inches wide and about 10 inches long. “Do you remember when I blew up Mrs. Krabappel’s cat? Well I used a firecracker half this size”
Bart grabbed Homer’s cock and poured on some KY jelly his parents used for sex. He slowly began to jam his finger into Homer’s piss slit. “Bart, what are you doing?! PLEASE STOP! PLEASE! Not my cock, please not my cock.”
Bart then inserted another finger into his piss-slit, followed by another. When the hole was big enough, he quickly pulled his fingers out and jammed the bottom end of the fire-cracker into the hole. He stood above his father, and with one hard push, jammed the entire length of the fire-cracker into Homer’s cock. Homer screamed in pain as it felt like his cock had been ripped open.
“Now one last touch,” Bart said as he pulled out two smaller fire-crackers and tape one to each of this father’s balls. Homer watched as his son attached the last fire-cracker and began to cry knowing that he was about to lose his manhood. Bart tied all of the fuses together and looked up at his father, “Homer, I am going to enjoy this” as he lit a match. Homer watched as Bart lowered the match down to the fuse and saw the sparks appear from the fuse. Bart backed away slowly and began to smile. He watched as Homer squirmed, trying to do any last thing he could to stop his fate.
“5….4…..3…” Bart counted down as the fuse shortened, “2….1….BOOM!”. Bart watched as his father cock erupted into a million tiny, bloody pieces that went flying across the room and across Homer’s belly. Homer was screaming at the top of his lungs as he too watched his cock disappear across the room. The fire-crackers attached to his balls were a little slower to fire, and Bart watched as those too exploded and sent his father’s donkey-sized balls flying across the room.
Bart sat for a minute pleased with his work. He walked up to his dad and looked him in the eyes.
“BART! YOU BASTARD! YOU BLEW MY COCK AND BALLS UP!” Homer screamed. All Bart could do was sit there and smile, as he slowly reached down and grabbed the head of Homer’s now destroyed cock, which had managed to fly all the way to Homer’s neck. He grabbed the piece of cock, and slowly put it in Homer’s mouth.
“Here dad, one last blowjob” and Bart walked out of the room.

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Simpsons Porn Story: Homers New Girl Chapter 1

Simpsons Porn Story: Homers New Girl Chapter 1

Disclaimer:
I do not own any of the Simpsons characters (owned by Matt Groening),
except Harley Sampson and her kids from the first book.

Chapter
One: Homers Passionate Affair and guess who blabs

So,
said Marge. You have to work overtime?

Yep,
said Homer. He was actually planning to go with his best girl friend
to a movie called Hairspray.

Have
fun, said Marge.

So
he left for work, then he drove to Harleys apartment. It was just
the two of them; the kids were left alone with each other.

Then
they went to a buffet and boy did they binge out! They had five
plates of everything; they even had to take some of their food out.

Moe
saw the two binging out. He took pictures of them, even them
lip-locking.

Then
they went back to her place and things got super hot and heavy. I
wont get too graphic, but there were all of their clothes on the
floor.

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Simpsons Porn Story: Vigna Caracalla Chapter 1

Simpsons Porn Story: Vigna Caracalla Chapter 1

Hey:)

This is an M/M fic, so if you dont like, dont read.

Or even better: Read until you start loving it.

Bear in mind that Im from Norway. (Thats my excuse for everything. –;), so my English may have some grammar mistakes.

This is a Bart/Nelson fic, with some small hints of Millhouse/Lisa. Sideshow Bob also makes an appearance. I Just love that guy

And just so you know, I dont own the Simpsons, not even one single characterNot fair. Own this story though.

Anyway, enjoy!

Thats at least what Bart’s thinking.

Yup, he was busted. He knew he should have resisted placing a stink bomb in Principals Skinners favourite collection of Vigna caracalla-. Why Skinner bothered to collect the same type of wine Bart never knew, and he didnt want to know.

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Simpsons Porn Story: The simpsons Story Chapter 1

Simpsons Porn Story: The simpsons Story Chapter 1

The
Simpsons

In:
The
Simpsons Story
.

Homer:
Mmmm doughnuts. Me no marry Marge. I will marry you.

Marge:
Homie wake up. There is something important I need to tell you.

Homers
Mind: Oh no she wants a divorce. What have I done to deserve this?

Homer:
Look Marge. Sweetie. I will not divorce you for stupid doughnuts.
Maybe two but not 1.

Marge:
No! Its not about doughnuts. Its about the trip I am taking
alone. To Texas.

Homer:
Marge. When did this hick trip come to mind?

Marge:
At dinner last night you said you agreed to this trip.

(Flashback
to last Night)

Marge:
Homer?

Homer:
Yea!

Marge:
Look Homer I need to talk to you about something important.

Homer:
Continue!

Homers
Mind: What is she rambling about now college?

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Simpsons Porn Story: Blue Tongues Chapter 1

Simpsons Porn Story: Blue Tongues Chapter 1

Geez, Bart! You’re really breaking
out the good stuff! After-prank licorice for a week straight? It must
cost you a fortune!

It was amazing that Bart kept sharing
his fancy, exotic candy with me. I had only met him two weeks before,
and he was treating me like his brother! But…do I really deserve
such treatment? I mean, I’m a sneak for Skinner! I have to keep
hiding things from Bart, like why it takes so long for me to go to
the bathroom (actually a conversing place with Skinner and
Chalmers), or why I always watch spy movies and read spy books. It’s
simply to pick up a few tricks of the sneaking trade.

Hey, man, you all right? You’ve been
quiet and you didn’t even bite off the top of your licorice.
Bart’s voice stirred me out of my thoughts. He had a concerned look
on his face, although the care level dropped due to his blue tongue
sticking out of his mouth. The two of us sat side by side, him on my
left, I on his right.

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Simpsons Porn Story: Life to the Fullest Chapter 2

Simpsons Porn Story: Life to the Fullest Chapter 2

Disclaimer: I do not own The
Simpsons characters; only Katrina, Audrina, Tomas, and Rodney.

My first story on !! Please
read and review; I also accept constructive criticism but no flames.
Thank you for reading!

Chapter 1: Lets Just Do This
Already

Buzz. Buzz. Buzz.

Alright, shut up already.

Slamming her fist on her alarm
clock, Lisa groggily sat up. Just by looking at her, you could tell
she didnt have a good nights sleep. Her long, blonde hair was
matted, her eyes were half closed, and a small hint of drool was on
her lower lip. Carelessly wiping it away, Lisa decided to get ready.
Going into the bathroom that she still shared with her siblings, she
did her normal morning routine.

Youve been hit by

Youve been struck by

A smooth criminal

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Simpsons Porn Story: Truth or Dare

Simpsons Porn Story: Truth or Dare

Bart and Lisa where playing on there nintendo DS. They where chatting in pictochat and lisa wanted to play thruth or dare on DS. So bart asks lisa: Truth are u still virgin. And lisa answers: Bart u may not ask that besides im still eight years old. Now its lisa’s turn and lisa asks DARE show UR weeny. Bart says: I am not going to show it here. Lisa answers: Well show it to me upstairs or dont U dare. So they eventually go upstair and bart says: Here it goes (shy). Lisa laughs and says thats little and she looks at it and touches it. Bart yells what are u doing! Lisa says: I just wanna feel it and opens her mouth and sucks it so deep in her throath that she almost cant breath. Bart falls back and says do u love me. Lisa doesnt answer and looks shy. She stands up and takes her cloths off and gets on the bed and says DARE are u coming bart. Bart rips hes clothes of and goes with lisa in the bed and says now its my turn.

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Simpsons Porn Story: Banjos Beauty Queens and Broken Hearts Chapter 4

Simpsons Porn Story: Banjos Beauty Queens and Broken Hearts Chapter 4

AUTHORESS’S NOTE: I’m sorry for the extremely long delay in posting any new chapters. I’ve been very busy with school, writing my novel, et cetera, but I’ve decided to start adding to my fics again. Thank you all for reading and reviewing! It really means a lot to me. Please
continue read and review. Thank you. :)

CHAPTER FOUR:

The next day, I sat in my office with cold sweat seeping
into my back and ten breaths fighting for favor at once. I had not yet seen Mr.
Burns all morning, and glancing at my watch, I saw that it was 10:16 already.
Mr. Burns had always come in at least by 9:00, and I was growing more anxious
by the minute. I tried to take a sip of the green tea latte I had bought earlier
but my hand just shook as I picked it up and the tea itself had become an
unpleasantly tepid.

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Simpsons Porn Story: Tales by Moonlight Chapter 1

Simpsons Porn Story: Tales by Moonlight Chapter 1

The Simpsons

Tales by Moonlight

Prologue

Disclaimer: I do not own The
Simpsons, so please, whatever you do, dont sue me.

This is their tale. This is the
testimony of their bond together. Bart and Lisa create their own
tale, their own world, about a band of siblings who must travel
together and save their world, and their way of life

The silvery
moonlight filtered through the window of the Simpson household. The
lamps light shone on the paper on the desk of the little desk.
There were only three people in the room. The first was a boy,
ten-years old, dressed in green top and bottom pajamas. He had
spiked hair and a wide grin that masked the true deviousness in his
head. The other was a smaller girl, his eight-year old sister. She
wore a baby blue nightgown and her hair was in a spiked fashioned,
like a starfish. Unlike her brother, her thoughts were well
intentioned and imaginative. The last was also a girl, with the same
hair style as her older sister. She was only a year old and dressed
in blue baby clothes.

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Simpsons Porn Story: Tutor Chapter 1

Simpsons Porn Story: Tutor Chapter 1

A/N: I own nothing and all mistakes are mine. Enjoy, and please review.

Marge had talked her into tutoring Bart after school. His grades were slipping (from D to F) and she feared he might have to repeat fourth grade.

Lisa opened the book and knew from the look on her brothers face that this wasnt going to be worth the ten dollars she was getting paid.

OK, Bart, she said. Lets start with something easy. Whats eight multiplied by eleven?

He looked at her with a blank look on his face. How was he meant to know? A Math problem?

No, Bart, she groaned. What do you get when you multiply eight by eleven?

A headache.

Oh for the love of she trailed off. Its eighty-eight!

Bart shrugged. It was embarrassing being tutored by his little sister. Whatever, next question please.

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