Simpsons Porn Story: Rat Race Simpsons Style Chapter 9

Simpsons Porn Story: Rat Race Simpsons Style Chapter 9

Chapter
Nine:Malibu Stacy Museum

The
Simpsons are now in the Malibu Stacy Museum, but it isn’t what they
thought it was. They follow a tour guide through the musuem. “Stacy.
Often times called Malibu Stacy.” The goth looking tour guide
says plainly. “Famous for the slaughter of the Malibians.”
The second tour guide leans over and whispers into the other’s ear.
“Sorry. The people of Malibu. Let the people talk about his
so-called crimes against humanity.” The Simpsons stand in shock
at what they are hearing. Lisa looks like she’s about to cry. Bart is
the only one who seems to be enjoying this. “This museum is
dedicated to the Stacy that no one knew.”

The
second tour guide takes over. “The husband, the father, and the
ballroom dancer.” Homer whips his head in the direction of the
tour guide quickly.

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Simpsons Porn Story: Enter Duffman Chapter 1

Simpsons Porn Story: Enter Duffman Chapter 1

A/N:
hackrcam wrote a parody song to bingo so I wrote one to enter
sandman. However his was kind of good mine kind of sucks

Say your
prayers fat one

Dont
forget, my oaf

To drink
every beer

Drink it
in, warm within

Keep you
free from Marge

Till the
duffman he comes

Drunk with
one eye open

Vomit on
your pillow tonight

Exit
Sanity

Enter
intoxicated

Dont
take my beer

Or your
going to visit never never land

Somethings
wrong, shut up Marge

Heavy beer
tonight

And they
arent of duff light

Drinks of
war, drinks of liars

Drinks of
dragons fire

And of
things that will paralyse.

Now I lay
me down to imbibe

Pray the
lord my soul to sober

If I die
before I wake

Lay the
lard in soil to drink

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Simpsons Porn Story: Unexpected Connections Chapter 2

Simpsons Porn Story: Unexpected Connections Chapter 2

As the bus arrived at the power plant, the only thing I anticipated was seeing my dad, although I was also nervous about this event because he always seemed to find a way to embarrass me. This time it was by the candy machine.

As we were ambling by, looking for our tour guide, I saw my dad with one hand in the candy machine, reaching without success to pull a Twix bar from one of the slots. I waved to him as our eyes met and stopped to give him a hug.

Lisa! What are you doing here? my dad asked cheerfully but confusedly.

I chuckled. Dad, dont you remember? My field trip is today.

Oh. Well, that explains why you kept saying you couldnt wait to see me at the plant today at breakfast, my dad replied.

I laughed. Do you need some help with the candy machine?

No, no, I got it.

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Simpsons Porn Story: Unexpected Connections Chapter 4

Simpsons Porn Story: Unexpected Connections Chapter 4

NOTE TO THE READERS: I just wanted to clear up the timeline for this story. This story is intended to take place before most of Lisa’s main interactions with Mr. Smithers on the show. This is before she sees his screensaver of Burns or helps him on the mountain, et cetera. Just wanted to make that clear, for purposes of this story making sense later on:) Thank you all for reading and reviewing. It truly means a lot to me! Hope you enjoy the next chapters, and please continue to R&R!

The rest of the school week fluttered by more rapidly than I was accustomed to. Every day seemed surreal, as my thinking periods were filled with new ideas for jazz compositions and innovative art designs, but mostly Mr. Smithers. I told myself that it wasnt a crush. No, it couldnt be that. He was much older than me, and besides, Lisa Simpson didnt waste her time with meaningless things like crushes. It was just a fascination. That was all.

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Simpsons Porn Story: Maggie goes to high school Chapter 1

Simpsons Porn Story: Maggie goes to high school Chapter 1

It was a
hot summer day, a kind of day that made you want to swim all day long
in the cold inviting water. Maggie longed to be in water; even if she
couldnt swim it didnt matter if it was cold but she had no such
luck. Today was her first day of high school; she was now 13 and was
enjoying some what of a normal life.

Aw, my
baby is all grown up. Marge says combining Maggies hair even
though it was already the way Maggie liked it.

High
school, Ill tell you about high school. It sucks, one day youre
the top dog and the next youre pushed into rubbish cans, mocked by
nerds and bored to death by boring lessons about what forces act on
air planes. Bart says, watching T.V while observing his excited
sister.

Bart, I
told you not to tell her about high school. Lisa says, after
finishing her breakfast of toast and a cup of tea, it tasted so good
because it was her mother that made it. Lisa was returning to
university, she wanted to become a doctor and had worked her ass off
last year to pass.

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Simpsons Porn Story: Unexpected Connections Chapter 3

Simpsons Porn Story: Unexpected Connections Chapter 3

The next day at school was greatly the same as the ones that preceded it. I sat in my tiny desk, intently listening to Mrs. Hoover despite every fiber of my being opposing this function. I did my work quickly and efficaciously; I completed with success before most of the other students had begun writing the date on their papers. And then I was left to think. This was my favorite time of the school day, the time in each class when I was done with my work and could have the rest of the period to dream, create, and imagine.

It was not that I didnt enjoy learning. It was definitely not that at all. Learning was my deepest pleasure. It was that the fact that I wasnt learning, or at least not as much as I should have been. Occasionally, we would study a branch of science that was foreign to me or a war of which I did not confidently know the details. However, this was the exception, and most days I spent taking unnecessarily precious heed to material I already knew.

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Simpsons Porn Story: If every one cared Chapter 1

Simpsons Porn Story: If every one cared Chapter 1

Hey bart who do you think are guardian is? I don’t care said bart as he kicked at the ground. bart i know your upset about mom and dad. Maggie’s upset to you know. i almost didn’t get any sleep last night. Maggie wouldn’t stop crying. who do you think are guardien is? I said i don’t care. well i do said lisa. i hope it’s not Patty and Zelma they smoke to much. i wish i new who are guardien is. me to said bart. I im children AAH IT’S SIDESHOW BOB ! what the hell are you doing here Bob. are you going to TRY to kill me again. no bart I’m not going to kill you. you were just a kid you didn’t want krusty to go to jail. prove it and what do you mean you are said lisa. about two years ago i wanted to kill bart. so i broke into your house. and changed your parents will. so if they died i would be your guardien. I’m sorry about your parents. Kids you should go home and pack were going to Italy tomorrow. I’m not going anywhere with you you stupid ass hole! Bart don’t use that language in front of my son!

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Simpsons Porn Story: Unexpected Connections Chapter 6

Simpsons Porn Story: Unexpected Connections Chapter 6

The next night I spent about an hour getting ready, longer than I ever had before, and this wasnt even including the time I put into choosing an outfit and accessories the night before. Now I was clad in a fuchsia, one-strap dress gilded with sparkles and was putting on my bright white, lace-up sandals. My usual band of white pearls reclined on my dresser for the night, as I had chosen a more impressive collar of pure gold with a sole diamond at its tip. I sang a little ballad as I got ready, unaware that my brother was standing at my door. That is, until he started snickering.

I gasped and jumped as I saw him. Bart, what are you doing, watching me? I couldve been naked, for all you know!

Between laughs, Bart replied, An hour after your shower? Please, even youre not that much of a prima donna.

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Simpsons Porn Story: The Murder of M F Burns Chapter 9

Simpsons Porn Story: The Murder of M F Burns Chapter 9

Monty Burns sat in the back row, feeling foolish in the ruffled dress
shirt he had promised to wear. Really, though, it was all the crying
made him the most uncomfortable.

He had to admit, though. The bride looked beautiful in her pure white
gown, and Waylon Smithers looked rather dashing as well, in his
rented tux. His faithful assistant looked so happy, to be standing up
there, repeating those vows that Burns had decided years ago were
both frivolous and downright doltish.

After the ceremony, Burns had followed the other guests to the
reception just outside the church. He tried taking another seat in
the back, but Smithers pulled him forward.

This is my boss. Smithers said, motioning to him. His new wife
stood there, beaming at him.

It’s nice to meet you, Mr. Burns. She said, shaking his hand
and smiling a genuine smile.

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Simpsons Porn Story: Kidnap Chapter 30

Simpsons Porn Story: Kidnap Chapter 30

Thanks to chikoku shoujo, Twilight Emo Wind Goddess 801, & Evil-at-the-moment for reviewing!

And to chikoku shoujo; thanks for the concern but no matter how depressed I am at the moment, since bad news keeps coming at me, Id never think of suicide. Its selfish and its considered a sin.

Moving on though

The alarm was shrill yet quiet, a very odd combination. However, normally it got the job done. Maggie Simpson sat on her bed, staring out the window as she heard the machine tell her to wake up. This morning was far from normal though, for she had been up a little before dawn, thinking.

She was roughly eight years old and was almost a carbon copy of her older and only sister Lisa. Tales of how smart Lisa was at that age seemed to keep her up at night, making her wonder if she would ever match up to her genius. When she was a little younger than eight years old, she went to the library and skimmed over some of the old books Lisa checked out. Of course, then again, she checked out nearly all of them so it took quite some time to go through them.

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