Simpsons Porn Story: Unlikely Babysitters. Chapter II

Simpsons Porn Story: Unlikely Babysitters. Chapter II

But Milhouse still obliged his friend and Maggie followed, sucking on her pacifier as she descended the stairs on her own with uncanny dexterity for a baby. Once she reached the bottom, Maggie toddled after her brother and his friend, tripping on her own dress as she often did on flat even surfaces. She got to the couch just as Bart began setting up the scenario which would all but ensure Milhouse’s demise and began whimpering to the two boys. Groaning, Bart looked down to his baby sister and quickly smelled the problem.

“Hey, go change Maggie for me while I set this up.” Bart said nonchalantly. He welcomed Milhouse’s distraction, it would help him hide all the handicaps he would give his friend in the game, but Milhouse was shocked. He had never changed a diaper before, not to mention even have to deal with a baby so matter of factly. He usually caved to Bart’s demands, but at some point, a line had to be drawn.

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Simpsons Porn Story: Moleman Takes Over Springfield Chapter 1

Simpsons Porn Story: Moleman Takes Over Springfield Chapter 1

Doh,
Marge change the channel

Why
Homey? Marge replied in her Croaky voice.

Theres
this stupid old guy Homer laughed Ha ha ha he looks like
a you know one of those things that lives in the ground, you know
those rat thingies.

You
mean a Mole homey Marge replied sounding anoid

Yeah
that thing Homer laughed again And he has a gun in his hand

What!
Marge said while running into the living room.

Now
your in here, Can you change the channel. Marge looked at Homer
and sighed and headed out of the room. and seeings your going into
the kitchen can you get me a beer?

The next
thing homer knew Bart and Lisa where standing in the door of the
living room

Whats
the commotion. Lisa asked.

Lisa
use words, your father can understand Marge said.

Yeah my
head hurts. Get me a Beer. Homer said demandingly to Lisa.

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Simpsons Porn Story: Lost Without You Chapter 5

Simpsons Porn Story: Lost Without You Chapter 5

She made her way to the hospital and went to the desk to find out where to go. The receptionist was sorting through papers and managed to staple her fingers together. Lisa rolled her eyes.

Excuse me, I got a phone call. I heard someone got in a fight.

My fingers hurt, the receptionist said, looking as though she was about to cry. Looking at her name on the badge she soon realised why this seemed so familiar.

Are you married to Ralph Wiggum by any chance? she asked and the woman smiled.

Yes. Do you know him?

I used to go to school with him.

Can you pull this staple out? she asked Lisa, holding her hand out. Lisa pulled it out and then made an excuse to leave.

What is this hospital coming to? she muttered as she walked down the long corridor in the hope of finding a doctor who could help her. She soon found someone who showed her to another part of the hospital.

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Simpsons Porn Story: Slumber Party Chapter 5

Simpsons Porn Story: Slumber Party Chapter 5

AUTHORESS’S NOTE: Once again, thank you all for reading and reviewing! Every word is treasured. :) Enjoy chapter five, and please continue to R&R! And a bit of shameless self-advertising: I posted the first chapter of a new fic I’m writing “Staggering Serendipities”, and I’d love if you guys checked it out. :)

A while later, when the severe awkwardness had worn off a bit, I won the game with any Scrabble-fanatics favorite word: qi.

Qi? What the hell is a qi? Mr. Burns had asked, unsure if he wanted to challenge me or not.

I explained, Qi is the crucial force that Taoists and other Chinese think to be innate in all things. Unhindered transmission of qi and equilibrium of its opposing forms in ones body is believed to be vital to good health in conventional Chinese medicine, and

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Simpsons Porn Story: Lost Without You Chapter 2

Simpsons Porn Story: Lost Without You Chapter 2

Lisa was all alone. She had no family and few friends. She spent little time with those she did have though as she spent her time reading, studying or just thinking.

It had been ten years since her family was tragically taken away from her and so far she was just coping, though everyday was hard. She had left school, gaining amazing grades and was now working part time in the library. She was working there as it would be a while before she got the job she wanted at the Springfield elementary school. A teacher would be leaving in a couple of months and she was to take over.

Lisa walked from the library to her new home, bought with the money she had saved up, and opened the door. It was only small and on one floor but it was home and she loved it. She stepped inside and was greeted by her cat, Snowball, who meowed loudly at her and rubbed against her leg until she picked her up. The black cat snuggled in to her arms as Lisa walked towards the kitchen and made herself a drink using the one arm she had spare, glad the day of sorting books was finally over. She walked in to the next room and sat down, allowing the cat to settle down on her lap and fall asleep.

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Simpsons Porn Story: Simpson porn Story: I Spy

Simpsons Porn Story: Simpson porn Story: I Spy

“This is perverted”, Lisa told herself as she crept down the darkened hallway of her house, moving closer to the soft moans coming from her parents bedroom.

It was almost one o’clock in the morning, and Lisa, clad in her flimsy powder blue nightie had been fighting the urge to peek for ages.

Thoughts of being caught flashed into her mind, the outrage of her parents, the embarrassment of it.

But other images flashed too. Images off passionate, wriggling bodies and glistening skin… a hard cock, swaying testicles… legs sensually spread wide and spasming.

Lisa couldn’t help herself, she had to look,Quietly, she opened her parents bedroom door.

In the darkness, Lisa crept silently forward, until she could see the bed, and the writhing bodies upon it.

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Simpsons Porn Story: xmas old

Simpsons Porn Story: xmas old

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Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house

Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse,

The stockings were hung by the chimney with care,

In hopes that St. Nicholas soon would be there.

The children were nestled all snug in their bed,

While visions of sugarplums danced in their heads,

And mamma in her ‘kerchief, and I in my cap,

Had just settled our brains for a long winter’s nap…

When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,

I sprang from the bed to see what was the matter.

Away to the window I flew like a flash,

Tore open the shutters and threw up the sash.

The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow

Gave the lustre of mid-day to objects below,

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Simpsons Porn Story: Lost Without You Chapter 4

Simpsons Porn Story: Lost Without You Chapter 4

She opened it and was surprised to find Nelson there.

Nelson? What are you doing here?

Iumwas wondering if you wanted to go out. Yknow, just for a drink or something.

Well, Ive had a tiring day, but if you want to come in for a drink thats fine, Lisa smiled and Nelson nodded.

They spent the next hour talking, though by the end of it Lisa couldnt remember half the things theyd actually talked about. Shed enjoyed the company though.

Well. Ill see you soon then, Lisa said as she opened the door for Nelson to leave.

Yeah. You sure you dont want to come with me to Moes? he asked.

I have to be up early in the morning, but thanks anyway, she said as Nelson walked out the door.

Smell ya later, Nelson grinned as he walked off and Lisa couldnt help but smile as she closed the door.

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Simpsons Porn Story: It Wasnt Me Chapter 5

Simpsons Porn Story: It Wasnt Me Chapter 5

Milhouse had rushed out the house and along the street. He stopped when he saw a car and, realising who it belonged to, he dived in to a nearby bush. The car drove by and a few guys got out, guns in their hands, and forced their way in to the Simpsons house.

Milhouse watched as his four friends were pulled out the house, all gagged and blindfolded. He saw the car pull away and ran after it. Luckily for him the car wasnt going fast and got stuck in traffic along the way.

Soon the car reached the destination and everyone got out. His friends were shoved in to the building and Milhouse slipped in behind, keeping in the shadows and trying his hardest not to make a sound. He lost sight of them as they went round a corner and two men stayed to guard.

The group were thrown in to a small cell together and had their blindfolds taken off. They blinked as their eyes adjusted to the light. Get used to this. Youll be here a while, Fat Tony grinned. Oh, and Bart, well be back for you later.

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Simpsons Porn Story: Purple Swirly Vortex Chapter 3

Simpsons Porn Story: Purple Swirly Vortex Chapter 3

Sorry for not
updating I havent had many ideas. Thank you to booklover, for
putting this story on alert. It means a lot! As for reviews

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St. Gabriels
Orphanage was known for taking in poor children off the streets, so
when a little boy named Ralph Wiggum was brought in one day, it
didnt seem like such a big deal. The orphanage staff brought Ralph
to the Director so that he could learn his way around.

The Director was
tall, thin, and had a short temper. So the staff told Ralph that he
shouldnt make the Director angry. Sadly, Ralph was too busy
playing with his socks to hear the warning.

They hurriedly
deposited him in the Directors office, then left. None of them
wanted to be around if he blew his top.

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