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Simpsons Porno Story: Stories of Milhouse and Hopefully Lisa Chapter 1

Simpsons Porno Story: Stories of Milhouse and Hopefully Lisa Chapter 1

Stories
of Milhouse and (Hopefully) Lisa

Warning:
There will be a severe case of OOCness and canon flaws in this fic.
It was all due to the authors lack of knowledge regarding all 400
episodes of The Simpsons. The author was really sorry.

The
Dictionary Didnt Wear Tennis Shoes

Bart
Simpson had nothing to do. Even the best prankster can only do so
much jokes, pranks, and wedgies in one day. So he wandered around the
neighborhood, occasionally laugh at his neighbors zany antics.

He
found Milhouse Van Houten, one of his best (as in easily used)
friend was focusing on a really thick dictionary. The dictionary was
titled, Oxford Advanced Learners Dictionary Deluxe for 999th
Reading Level.

What
are you doing with that dictionary, Milhouse?

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Simpsons Porn Story: DECK THE HALLS Chapter 1

Simpsons Porn Story: DECK THE HALLS Chapter 1

DECK THE HALLS WITH:

Bart Simpson dumped the gasoline all
around the went inside the school when he had went
inside Priciple Stickler’s office and began to dump it all on the
floor while principle came in and immideatly
yelled,”Bart simpson!Get out of here!”

Bart just look at him surprized,then
smirked.”Eat my shorts.”Princible skinner yelled and chased
ofter ran around singing.

Deck the halls with gasoline

Falalalalalalala

Bart stoppedon Skinner’s desk
and pulled out a match.

Light a match and watch it geam.

FALALALALALALALA

He dropped the match on the puddle of
gasoline and ran soon as he was outside,he watched his work go
up in flames.

Watch your school burn down to ashes

FALALALALALALALA

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Simpsons Porn Story: Herkies Adventure Chapter 5

Simpsons Porn Story: Herkies Adventure Chapter 5

Herkie, who doesnt
just have his keen sense of smell to rely upon, suddenly pricks up
his ears alertly. He strains at the leash again so hard that the men
have to trot to keep up. They pass the caf where Smithers
tarried and arrive at the dark alley from which sounds of a struggle
issue. Herkie with a burst of energy, finally breaks free of Lennys
control and rushes into the alley. He sees his beloved master in
altercation with a threatening stranger. Smithers, in his compromised
condition, his rapidly losing his ability to fend off the felon. One
more punch by the crook and Smithers finds himself stunned and down
on the pavement. Without hesitation, the brave terrier joins in the
altercation, snapping at the thiefs ankles.

Hey, quit it, ya
darn mutt, the robber snarls kicking at the little dog.

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Simpsons Porn Story: Bart Simpson Outcast Chapter 2

Simpsons Porn Story: Bart Simpson Outcast Chapter 2

Bart had been in the hospital for three days, and they were awful.

The most dorkish of policemen asked him all these weird questions, and even the most painful one.

Where ya from, son? He asked.

Bart shifted in his bed, Springfield.

What state? Asked the man.

Look, who the hell cares! When am I going to get out of this rathole?

The policeman crossed his arms, Lookie here, Mr. Simpson. Around here we dont take kindly to people insulting us. Its just plain rude.

Bart sighed out loud.

The policeman went back to his flipbook.

Continuing on, shall we? Where ya headed to?

Bart shrugged, Anywhere.

The policeman laughed, Well, well; we have a vagabond here. Thats a first.

Bart grumbled something under his breath rhyming with bucking kick.

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Simpsons Porn Story: Opposites Attract Chapter 4

Simpsons Porn Story: Opposites Attract Chapter 4

Opposites Attract

A Lisa Simpson love story

A very plump hand emerged from the darkness; it seemed to be coming towards them

Damon and Lisa braced for the worst Instead they were greeted by

Albert, the Comic Book guy? exclaimed Lisa, Youre not a mutant?

No, in fact, Ive read all about mutation in issue 34 of Radioactive Man. Which was why I came prepared Albert snorted, showing Damon and Lisa his hideout.

It was entirely made out of merchandises and action figures hidden behind his usual glass desk

How Albert managed to fit into there was completely a mystery to both Lisa and Damon, as he was simply too Gargantuan to move, thought Damon wistfully.

Albert puffed all the way to his hideout and reached for a stray comic behind the counter..

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Simpsons Porn Story: Study Buddy Chapter 1

Simpsons Porn Story: Study Buddy Chapter 1

She walked into her Chemistry class, nodding to Nelson on her way in. “Nelson.”

He nodded back, “Lisa.”

She continued walking toward an empty lab table in the back of the classroom, when suddenly she stopped short. “Wait a minute…”

“You didn’t know?” Janey hissed to her, understanding what her confusion was about in an instant and always willing to pass on gossip. “He was held back again last year.”

“Oh, poor Nelson!” Lisa sat down, looking worriedly toward the front of the classroom.

“Poor Nelson? Poor all the people he bullies!”

“Come on, Janey,” Lisa said, sitting up a little straighter as the teacher came into the room, “think about it! He must really want to graduate if he’s still coming to school instead of dropping out. He just hasn’t been able to do so, for some reason.”

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Simpsons Porn Story: Herkies Adventure Chapter 3

Simpsons Porn Story: Herkies Adventure Chapter 3

In Smithers
apartment, he has revived again and sits up on the sofa, but his head
is still throbbing agonizingly. He sees Herkie who is squatting near
the couch, wagging his tail expectantly. Are you still here?
Smithers asks looking around. Where am I?

Herk sits up on his
haunches and paddles his front paws, but his only reward is another
groan from his master. Smithers slowly stands and searches the
apartment until he finds the lavatory. He stands squinting at the
blurry face in the mirror a face with a large discolored bump on
the forehead – a face he doesnt recognize but seems vaguely
familiar. Running some cold water in the sink, he splashes it on his
face hoping it will soothe the throbbing in his head. It doesnt
help much. He sighs and walks unsteadily towards the apartment door.

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Simpsons Porn Story: It Wasnt Me Chapter 4

Simpsons Porn Story: It Wasnt Me Chapter 4

The car suddenly jolted to a stop and Bart got out with the others doing the same. He saw his chance and ran. He heard shots firing at him and someone running after him so he ran faster and faster. He ran in to an alleyway and jumped over the wall at the end.

He stood completely still against the wall and tried to stay quiet. He heard the man go by and then a few more people soon after. After not hearing any yelling for a few minutes he quickly left the safety of the wall and attempted to get home and explain what had happened. Could he manage it though?

He ran as fast as possible, finding it hard to breathe, and he carried on and on in the hope he could reach home. He finally saw his house and ran towards it, sudden energy coming to him and allowing him to burst through the front door.

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Simpsons Porn Story: Herkies Adventure Chapter 4

Simpsons Porn Story: Herkies Adventure Chapter 4

By now, Smithers has
wandered some distance and still trying to figure out who he is and
where he has to go. He sees a billboard proclaiming TRY ALOHA ALOE
CREAM FOR ALL YOUR SKIN RASHES AND BURNS.
BurnsBurnsBurnsstarts echoing in Smithers head like
something he should know, but cant quite grasp. Soon he passes a
newspaper kiosk where the headlines proclaim THE ISOTOPES BILL
MCCLOSKEY HITS HOMER while another front page story reads
PAPARAZZI SUED BY JESSICA SIMPSON. Smithers stares at the last
words in both headlines: HomerSimpsonHomerSimpson, Smithers
eyes flash from those bleary words in one story to the other. He
covers his face and grimaces. Theres something about those
headlinesfamiliar, yet not really connecting. Frustrated, he
continues walking. Soon he sees the cooling towers of the nuclear
plant in the distance. Again he stops and stares. Feeling compelled
but not knowing why, he starts towards them. In the meantime, Herkie
and his new friends follow his nose. After several blocks, the
terrier stops and circles with his head close to the concrete under a
billboard proclaiming soothing relief from aloe cream. Its getting
near lunchtime and Homer starts to whine about getting some food.

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Simpsons Porn Story: Bartholomew Drunk Chapter 2

Simpsons Porn Story: Bartholomew Drunk Chapter 2

Ch. 2

Please continue to R&R! Thanks!

Two
hours later Bart sat on the couch, drunk as Homer can become at
Moes. Uuuuggghhh! I dont feel so well, he said, slipping
to the floor. His eyes watched the TV, though he could see 3 of them.
He didnt know which one to watch.

Lunch
time! their mother called from the kitchen. Lisa came down to her
call, passing Bart on the way.

Are
you feeling okay Bart? she asked, a little worried.

Uuuuggghhh!
he moaned, burping at the end.

Mom!
Bart looks sick! Lisa yelled. Their mother came running in.

Oh
Bart! Lets get you to your room, she said, carrying her son to
his room upstairs.

Lisa
was about to head into the kitchen again when she spotted a Duff beer
can lying on the couch. She thought for a moment. Did Bart drink
this? Nah, it was probably Dad. Actually, where is Dad?
She
wondered.

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