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Passing
a test will just crash and burn

Year:
2011

Chapter
1: Lisa failed a test

It
was Monday, and Lisa was walking to her homeroom class. Today was a
very special day; the day of a big math test.

Okay,
todays the test, I must be focused, I must be ready, I must not
freak! Lisa said to herself.

She
entered the room and greeted the teacher.

Hello
Mrs. Smith! How are you? Lisa greeted.

Oh
just fine, Lisa, are you ready for your test?

Yes,
I truly am.

Good,
just take your seat and we will begin shortly.

Lisa
walked to her seat, seeing all her classmates ready and prepared,
just like her.

Okay,
I will pass this test. Id never fail!

30
minutes later

Okay
finished, now I have to take this to the teacher.

Lisa
walked up to the desk and handed her test to Mrs. Smith.

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But Milhouse still obliged his friend and Maggie followed, sucking on her pacifier as she descended the stairs on her own with uncanny dexterity for a baby. Once she reached the bottom, Maggie toddled after her brother and his friend, tripping on her own dress as she often did on flat even surfaces. She got to the couch just as Bart began setting up the scenario which would all but ensure Milhouse’s demise and began whimpering to the two boys. Groaning, Bart looked down to his baby sister and quickly smelled the problem.

“Hey, go change Maggie for me while I set this up.” Bart said nonchalantly. He welcomed Milhouse’s distraction, it would help him hide all the handicaps he would give his friend in the game, but Milhouse was shocked. He had never changed a diaper before, not to mention even have to deal with a baby so matter of factly. He usually caved to Bart’s demands, but at some point, a line had to be drawn.

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Original Version

Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house

Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse,

The stockings were hung by the chimney with care,

In hopes that St. Nicholas soon would be there.

The children were nestled all snug in their bed,

While visions of sugarplums danced in their heads,

And mamma in her ‘kerchief, and I in my cap,

Had just settled our brains for a long winter’s nap…

When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,

I sprang from the bed to see what was the matter.

Away to the window I flew like a flash,

Tore open the shutters and threw up the sash.

The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow

Gave the lustre of mid-day to objects below,

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-1Maggie
carefully opened the door, as quiet as she could. She had heard Marge
leave for the shops a while ago. The house was quite empty and
silent, except for the sound of Maggies door creaking silently,
and something that could be identified as Santas Little Helper
rummaging in the kitchen.

Hello,
boy, Maggie said and dropped to her knees. Santas Little Helper
happily greeted her by drooling on her t-shirt and licking her face.
I actually missed you, Maggie whispered and scratched him
behind the ears.

Getting
to her feet, she looked at the door of the fridge. It looked much the
same as the last time she saw it. She opened the door and started
searching the contents of the fridge. She found a bar of chocolate
and sat down at the kitchen table, studying the expiration date. She
remembered being told about the time Homer had eaten a pack of old
baking soda on a dare. Homer she shook her head. She mustnt
think of her father now.

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