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Chapter Two

Marge, holding Maggie,
and Lisa jumped in the car at 6:55 and sped toward Springfield
Elementary. Homer drove to work.

Meanwhile,
at the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant

Mr.
Burns was lying on a massage table in his office while Smithers gave
him a massage.

These
had to be some of the most uncomfortable moments of Waylon Smithers
life, simply because they were also sopleasurable.
Even if he wasnt the one beingerm,
pleasured.

But
it was very gratifying in a very unprofessional way when Mr. Burns
kept making noises and crying out things that sounded like they
weregetting down to a different kind of business.

Thank
God the doors were soundproof.

Mmm,
Mr. Burns groaned, Oooh, Smithersyes, thats nice. Nnh, a
little harder, please.

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She closed her eyes only to open
them again and have to sit up in bed as the phone rang. She leant
over to the phone which was on a small wooden table beside her and
picked it up, wondering who would phone at this time of night.

Hello? she
mumbled sleepily.

Lisa,
I have a favour to ask you, came a deep voice at the other end of
the line.

What sort of
favour? Who is this?

Principal
Skinner. Look a few members of staff have become ill and we need
someone to cover. You will be paid of course.

When?

Ertomorrow,
Principal Skinner replied. Lisa sighed but agreed to do it anyway
even on such short notice. They quickly said bye and Lisa placed the
phone down. She fell backwards on to her bed so she was lying on her
back staring up at the ceiling. She soon fell to sleep and didnt
wake up until eight thirty the next morning.

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