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A/N:
hackrcam wrote a parody song to bingo so I wrote one to enter
sandman. However his was kind of good mine kind of sucks

Say your
prayers fat one

Dont
forget, my oaf

To drink
every beer

Drink it
in, warm within

Keep you
free from Marge

Till the
duffman he comes

Drunk with
one eye open

Vomit on
your pillow tonight

Exit
Sanity

Enter
intoxicated

Dont
take my beer

Or your
going to visit never never land

Somethings
wrong, shut up Marge

Heavy beer
tonight

And they
arent of duff light

Drinks of
war, drinks of liars

Drinks of
dragons fire

And of
things that will paralyse.

Now I lay
me down to imbibe

Pray the
lord my soul to sober

If I die
before I wake

Lay the
lard in soil to drink

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“Homer!  Please, stop!” Lisa winced in agony.

  Lisa Simpson was crying out her rage and her pain.  Her rage because she was useless to stop the fiendish acts of Homer.  She was too petite in front of his 200 pounds.  And her pain because he was raping her.

  It had all started when she was only 5 years old.  Back then, she still looked up to him, he seemed to be there when she needed him the most, even if he was quite irresponsible.  She loved him.  He loved her for more then that.  Actually, love wasn’t the right word.  Homer just used her body for release.  He didn’t like Lisa Simpson the person; only body she had.  That’s why one warm summer night, he had come into her room.

  Marge had left with her sisters to see a show and said she would only be coming back the day after.  Homer had then decided to make Lisa into a woman, moreover, his woman.  He had entered into her room with out a word.

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