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The sound of someone knocking on the office door drifted over to Monty.

Come in. He called, still watching the workers below him.

A minute later, Burns heard a tray being set on his desk, and the soft sound of papers being set beside the tray.

I have your lunch, and your mail. Davies said.

Excellent. Montgomery said, as he turned his chair around to face his desk. He picked up his sandwich. Open those for me. I can’t do it while I eat.

Davies was tempted to roll his eyes. The similarities never ended. Obviously, the young Burns had seen his father at work multiple times. Instead of eye-rolling, Davies picked up the first envelope and tore it open.

Who is it from? Burns asked before biting into his sandwich.

Davies looked at the front of the envelope. It’s from the Selective Services.

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Disclaimer: Im too lazy to make 400 episodes over a span of nineteen years.

Warnings: Kissing, swearing, Boy/Boy loven (if this offends you, please dont flame, it annoys me)

Well, heres my half assed attempt at some slashy Simpsons fanfiction. Its mostly practice, so I didnt put much effort into it. Hope you enjoy the horribly clichd plotline!

Chapter One: Innuendo

Welcome! Sherri and Terri opened the door to their party guests, inviting the hoard of cheering teenagers into their house. The rowdy boys and girls immediately attacked the snacks and began dancing to loud music.

Hello Ladies. Bart Simpson strode in through the front door, a hand in his pocket and a sway in his step. Nice shindig ya got here.

Milhouse has brought the FUUUNNK! Milhouse jumped up next to Bart, his middle and ring fingers folded down while the rest were held up rocker style.

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