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A/N: This
is the chapter I have been waiting for in Bart man, one that I am
completely satisfied and I havent been enjoying what I have
written after chapter 50 but this is the exception. I ran out of
ideas and started rushing things, Im so sorry about that but now
I think everything is set for Bartman to become what it used to be, a
good fic.

Bart

The
tests have only just began, 2009, a new year and just like every
year, it will be filled with trials and tribulations.

Summer
vacation is great, you dont need to worry about anything, just
kick back and relax. You can smoke all the weed you want, drink all
the alcohol you want and do whatever the fuck you want without
worrying about the consequences. No annoying exams tomorrow, no days
of work, nothing to interrupt this precious time of nothingness.

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A Poem About the Simpsons

By JennaWrites

This is my first entry, so please no flames. Here is a poem about the simpsons :). enjoy!

Note :I dont own the Simpsons

Silly family

Insane sometimes Marge is

Mysterious Maggie is

Pest Bart is

Smart Lisa is

Oaf Homer is

Not kidding

Simpsons

Sorry if my chapters are short, I always forget my ideas.:P

Ahh! Rabid
squirrel! DONT KILL ME!!! In case youre wondering, the
mother of all rabid squirrels was chasing Homer. Why? Well, let me
refresh your memory

Aaaaaaaaahhhhhh-! Homer screamed bloody murder, right until
he hit the ground. The vortex had transported him in front of a HUGE
castle, with a giant lake in front of it. This seems oddly
familiar, Homer thought. He was hungry, so he decided to look for
meat and beer. Well, thats what he would have done, if something
hadnt caught his eye

That something happened to be the squirrel. You see,
Homer was still dazed from his fall, and the squirrel appeared to him
in the form of a deep-fried Krusty Burger.

That also would explain why the sky was yellow but on with the
story. He tried to eat the squirrel, and that brings us back to the
present.

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Disclaimer: I do not own The Simpsons characters; only Katrina, Audrina, Tomas, and Rodney.

My first story on !! Please read and review; I also accept constructive criticism but no flames. Thank you for reading!

Lisa Marie Simpson

Age: 15

Occupation: Student at New Springfield High School

Parents: Homer Simpson and Marge Simpson

Siblings: Bart and Maggie

Friends: Allison, Alex, Samantha

Enemies: Sherri, Terri, Jessica

Crushes: Colin, Luke, Jesse

Hobbies: Playing saxophone, reading old novels

Lisa is just your average teenage girl. Well, an average teenage girl with an IQ of 167 and large vocabulary. Now attending high school, Lisa’s gotten more popular, along with a couple of friends. Even now, she’s still tormented by Sherri and Terri, but occasionally brushes it off. Becoming more like her mother, Lisa takes up some of the family duties and always tries to get them to eat vegetarian meals. Until now, her past starts haunting her and she finds her life going down the drain. But the one thing that bothers her the most: not having a boyfriend.

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Allison Comes To Stay

By SasaMisa & Twisted Odin

Chapter 1: ‘Sibling Secret’

“Oh hello, Allison. You’re here early, aren’t you?” Marge asked the young girl, as she opened the door.”

“Hello, Mrs Simpson. Yes, my parents decided to leave for their holiday a little early,” pretty brown-haired Allison replied politely.

“That’s fine dear. Lisa is upstairs in her room if you’d like to go up,” Marge added with a friendly smile while she led Allison into the Simpson home. The young girl smiled back and followed her in. She had been looking forward to this weekend and all the fun she was going to have with her best friend.

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