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Viagra-fest.

Bart walked around
and around his bedroom, even with all the toys and electronic games
in the room he was bored. Milhouse hadn’t come round but that was
probably due to the fact he was still at his aunts he suddenly
recalled. He sure as hell wasn’t going to go and ask the neighbours
to play, yeah right singing and bible quizzes. He would have asked
Lisa he was that bored but she was out with a few mates horse riding,
dad was doing overtime at work…..overtime must be sucking up for a
raise. Maggie was no fun, so he just paced. He walked out of his
bedroom up the hall, then back then up the other end of the hall, on
his way back he saw his parents bedroom door open, there on his
fathers bed side cabinet was catapult, it had been confiscated two
days ago for shooting frozen peas at Lisa, he smiled boredom ended.
Bart looked around no one but his mother in the house and she was
down stairs watching TV, inside he slipped like a ninja. Bart tiptoed
to the cabinet, as he reached he noticed a magazine peeping out from
under the bed, Bart frowned, he bent down and pulled it out. This
months edition of play dude….cool he thought, with one more quick
look at the door and the catapult gone from his mind bart knelt down
making sure his head was below the level of the bed, just in case.

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