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Twas the night before XXXmas, in the Simpsons house

Everyone had been fucking, even the cat and mouse,

Homer and Bart were hung like two bears,

Both poking Marge and Lisa without care.

When the family was done, they took to their beds,

While visions of incest danced in their heads,

And Marge in her ‘kerchief, and Homer in a Mr. Plow cap,

Had just settled their loins for a long winter’s nap…

When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,

Homer fell out of bed to see what was the matter.

Away to the window he tripped like a clod,

Tore down the curtains and was hit by the rod. (D’oh!)

The moon on the breast of Marge made him hard

But he turned his attention back to the front yard,

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Hi Apu,
the usual. Bart said to the Kwik-E-Mart attendant.

Mr Bart
Sir your father has sent you on another late night shopping
expedition for, I assume a deep fried chocolate bar. Predicted Apu

yep you
said it Apu, my man. Replied Bart.

3.50
thanks Bart handed over the money. As he was leaving he heard
from behind him. Thank you come again.

Bart
walked out of the shop to find his bike had been stolen. All that was
left was a broken bike chain.

Oh man
Bart said to the streets of Springfield

Then out
of nowhere Bart heard Nelsons voice with his usual catch phrase
Ha Ha as he was riding Barts bike down the road.

Bart
turned lowered his head and started to walk home.

On his way
home he came across Kent Brokman out side the Retirement Villege.

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A/N: There is mild graphic
sexual abuse in this chapter, not for youngsters to read thxx u have
been warned

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“Bart, you have to
tell someone!!” Lisa was furious by now, furious at her uncle,
her parents for letting him back in their home after what he did.

“I can’t!! I can’t
tell anyone or he’ll…he’ll do so much worse, Lise! You-you don’t
undertand, I-I’m sc-scared.” This was the first time shes ever
seen her brother cry about anything before. She didn’t know what to
do, she had to tell someone, but who?

“You…you have to
tell. Tell mom, or dad, or even Ned Flanders!! You know he’ll do
anything for us, especially you!” She tried to lower her voice,
so her parents did hear, at least not yet. “Look, remember what
mom said? If anyone ever lays a hand on us, even if it’s dad, to tell
her. And if it’s someone she doesn’t belive would ever do it to us,
then we have to fight her to belive us. Remember?” He nodded.
“Well, you have to fight her untill she belives you!”

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